Anubis says: “Carry on luggage can be used as a flotation device. If you have to evacuate the plane, be sure to grab it from the overhead bin, just in case.”
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Forget Black Friday
This is Goat on top of a goat. That’s all for today.
Happy Thanksgoating!
Goat loves the Thanksgiving Day Parade!
Cake!
I went to a place and they gave me cake. I like this place.
Black Hole Sun
I asked this to come and it washed away the rain.
San Francisco Brownies
Someone promised that these brownies had grass in them. Now, I’m a goat, so I know my various types of grasses, so let me tell you how disappointed I was. I don’t know what they put in these things, but it most certainly was not grass.
Postcards From Anubis: Photo Tip
Anubis says: “The best spot for pictures is on the other side of the railing.”
Doesn’t Her Arm Get Tired?
There’s a woman standing out there on that island. I’ve been watching her for a while. She doesn’t move at all. She’s just standing there, perfectly still. She looks friendly. Can we go say hi?
I have a plan…
If I stay completely still, maybe they won’t notice me when they close up the shop, and then ALL OF THIS IS MINE!
Pac-Goat!
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