Too bad my ears are so small… Hmmm… But what about my horns?
Tag Archives: california
Practicing The Smile
If they write a song about me, will I get my face put up everywhere, too?
Seals!
Ahhrrt-ahhrrt! *clapclap*
How’d They Fit All The Prisoners In There?
I thought Alcatraz would’ve been bigger than this. No one ever escaped from this island? Why didn’t they all just jump to shore? It really isn’t that far.
Field of Dreams
Now, why’d they go and stick a diamond of dirt in the middle of a perfectly good grassy field?
What Are We Waiting For?
I have no idea why all these people are standing in line, so I got in it to find out.
California Goatin’
Palm trees, boats, sea air… This is the life!
Hollywood!
Can we stop by the Chinese Theater so I can see how I stack up against the hoofprints of celebrities?
Buffalo, I Think I Can See You From Here!
Look at this! They invented a way for me to get up really high like I’m on a mountain, without actually being on a mountain!