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Runaround on the Underground
Buffalo, you’d love this place! For a little token, you get to go downstairs into a room where a train comes by every ten minutes! You can even ride them all, if you want!
Doesn’t Her Arm Get Tired?
There’s a woman standing out there on that island. I’ve been watching her for a while. She doesn’t move at all. She’s just standing there, perfectly still. She looks friendly. Can we go say hi?
I have a plan…
If I stay completely still, maybe they won’t notice me when they close up the shop, and then ALL OF THIS IS MINE!
Is This A Parade?
When do the giant balloon animals show up?
New York Understands What’s Important
New York has a huge area devoted solely to growing tasty grass. I think I might stay here for a while…
Getting Here Took Practice
When I was a kid, I never dreamed that I’d be on stage at Carnegie Hall! Really, that would be a strange dream for a mountain goat to have, after all. I mostly dreamt about cliffsides and meadows…
I HOPE you can see me!
Get it? Get it? HOPE you can see me! No, really, I hope you can see me, I’m kinda small in this picture…
The Travel Guide Lied To Me
It’s not a square (It’s not even rectangular!) and I don’t see a clock anywhere. So disappointed.
A Tale Of A Fateful Trip
This tour would take less than three hours, if you just let me drive!